Emo

There is a man on my course. He is seemingly normal but there is something about him. Something that makes me want to smash his face in. Fat piece of shit. I really should calm down. He is a fool. He just sits there and pretends everything is fine and that he is nice and happy. He is a man rotting away from the inside, devoured by his own twisted mind. Well... he will be if he keeps on going like this. Stupid bastard. I try and offer him help but he just flails his arms and goes "No, I want to stew in my own shit. I don't want any help from you. No-one has ever felt pain like this! Boo hoo hoo." I know people in much worse situations than he will ever know!

Thing is, this man won't do anything to help himself. Instead he just pins everything on me. Like I'm going to fucking save him. I tried to help but he wasn't having it. Anyway, I'm busy enough trying to keep my own head above the water. You know, I really really want to go on a big rant about it. I really really want to just go into University tomorrow and verbally destroy him. I really really really want to give him that little push, just to see if he has the balls to kill himself or not. Don't tempt me.

This is the way I see it. Your friend has a girlfriend and she is a complete boot. Always bossing him around, being annoying, disapproving of his friends (i.e. you) and never EVER accepting complements. However because she is an emotional train-wreck you really get to know her quite well, you get to know what really makes her tick. Eventually you are at the end of your tether, she has pissed you off one too many times and then it comes, for the 500th time. "I'm fat"........ Your mind goes into overdrive, she is not fat, she knows this but tries to make herself feel better by fishing for complements, I'm not going to do that.... I'm going to give her what she wants, whether she likes it or not. "Yes, your are fat. Infact, so hideoulsy fat that I am surprised that your mother hasn't FUCKING KILLED YOU AND SOLD ALL YOUR FUCKING WHALE BLUBBER TO THE JAPANESE! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE FAT? IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL FAILURE! YOU ARE BROKEN AND YOU ARE STUPID. INFACT YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT I AM SURPRISED THEY LET YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE WITH THOSE BIN LINERS YOU CALL CLOTHES!"

That's my philosophy, 'Tell them what they want to hear'. And if they kill themselves? Well, you won't have to put up with their shit anymore.